goblin-techies:

if you doent hate other kin enouhgt, i revoke your trans card. Apologize to me. i am 6

So if Mouth Silence takes place pre-All Star, what about California Gurls? And Chop Suey? And What Does the Fox Say? Didn't those come out after May 4, 1999?

neilcicierega:

Mouth Silence takes place on May the 3rd, 1999, in a universe in which All Star does not exist.

There is a neighboring universe in which only All Star exists.

Music is able to fluidly cross time barriers.

The more powerful the music, the greater its ability to traverse time.

The power of All Star is so great that it destroyed all other music in its universe.

The power of All Star is so great that on May the 4th of 1999, it authors itself into the Non-Star universe.

Mouth Sounds takes place on that date.

Only Rob Thomas and his friend Carlos Santana know the truth.

zerojanitor:

SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT
EGGA MAN

zerojanitor:

SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT

EGGA MAN

skeletorren:

dennys:

They call him Egga-Man. And Dr. Wily is gonna have a real hard time not winding up with egg all over his face.

i’m gonna fucking kill myself. this is it. this is the pinnacle of everything i’ve come to be. denny’s made a mega man joke. egga-man. i’m complete, there is nothing left in this world to satisfy me. i am ready for ascension. take me up into your kingdom of torture.

skeletorren:

dennys:

They call him Egga-Man. And Dr. Wily is gonna have a real hard time not winding up with egg all over his face.

i’m gonna fucking kill myself. this is it. this is the pinnacle of everything i’ve come to be. denny’s made a mega man joke. egga-man. i’m complete, there is nothing left in this world to satisfy me. i am ready for ascension. take me up into your kingdom of torture.

bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

8,164 plays

geminisagas:

I’ve been waiting to make this post

I was literally just told by this asshole that I will never stop anybody from using the word rape irresponsibly. I didn’t realize you could be so obnoxiously nihilist that you end up caring about not caring about anybody but yourself but it’s starting to piss me off

baby: m- m- m- ma- ma-
mother: mama?? are you trying to say mama ???Jessica come quick get the camera
baby: m-ma..ma mama mama!
mother: oh thank god our son isn't one of those fucking memers

alienguardian:

"I want a game where you play as a drago—"

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"I want a game whose protagonist has a beefy arm—"

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"I want a game where I can burn cottages—"

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"I want a game where I can stomp on villagers—

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"I want a game where Burnination is the primary goal—"

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tsubasaneko:

todallison:

Ok

どきどきする K A R P C O R E

tsubasaneko:

todallison:

Ok

どきどきする K A R P C O R E

lambylin:

*blacklists a user*

*shows up on my recommendations*

*shows up on my recommended dash*

*shows up at my birthday party*

youcanfuckingbiteme:

Playing a Bethesda game like

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shaquilleofeel:

communismkills:

There has been a helicopter hovering around me for five minutes now.

its obama coming to delete ur blog